Sunday, December 15, 2013

Heads Up, Y'all

Just a heads up, people.  Hallmark is in the middle of its annual alcoholism recruitment drive.  Remember:  their holiday movies are fiction, yo.  Your life is great.  You are AWESOME.  You have the happiness inside you right now.  So don't take the bait.  Just grab some popcorn instead of a bottle, and enjoy these movies the same way you would enjoy Steel Magnolias.  Or The Exorcist.

Disclaimer:  I do not now, nor have I ever endorsed the NOT watching of the Hallmark Channel.  That shit is great.  Slightly sadistic, but really quality television.  I mean, I just compared it to cinematic classics, yo.

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