So I opened up the computer this morning so that I could work on a post for today, but I got totally distracted and wrapped up in the news stories that showed up on my home page instead, and now I can't even remember what the hell I was going to post about in the first place. But ... I DO know that a scary-ass water creature (that looks like Satan's welcome mat) was found in Florida, a giant-ass ice circle (that was apparently -- and disappointingly -- NOT made by aliens) was found in North Dakota, AND Family Guy killed off Brian. What the hell, world? He was totally the fucking heart of the show.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, yo. May your pants be stretchy.