This Morning
The Sky: Hey, I'm awake
Me: So?
The Sky: Get up
Me: No
The Sky: But I'm AWAKE
Me: Go away
The Sky: But it's a beautiful day
Me: It's Saturday, asshole
The Sky: But there's so much awesome stuff out here, like the grass, and the trees ...
Me: Fuck you
The Sky: ... and the clouds ...
Me: Seriously, stop
The Sky: ... and the land ...
Me: I will kill you
The Sky: ... and the birds are singing ...
Me: I'll kill them, too
The Sky: ... beautiful little chirpy songs ...
Me: Don't think I won't
The Sky: ... and smell that fresh country air ...
Me: For real, you will die
The Sky: ... and look at that! here comes the sun shining right into your window! a wonderful ray of sunshine right across your face! there's no way you can still be asleep now! this is gonna be a fantastic day!
Me: You motherfucker
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