I'm not saying that I may or may not have been Sophia Petrillo in a former life
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
That's Why Everybody Likes Forrest Gump
I waved to a stranger like an idiot today because from far away I thought it was my co-worker. It wasn't my co-worker. And it was too late to fake a hair toss. And the wave was full of too much gusto to be covered up by a fake hair toss anyway. Because when I wave to my friends, I wave to them like Forrest Gump waves to Lieutenant Dan. Because it makes people feel special, yo.